Straight men reveal how much gay sex they would have to get a lightsaber

Straight men reveal how much gay sex they would have to get a lightsaber

Straight men have revealed how much gay sex they would have to get a lightsaber. You know, a real one.

You can get a real life lightsaber if you have gay sex, and it could be with any man, dead or alive, celebrity etc.

The simple version is:

  • If you top guy, you get a purple lightsaber
  • If you bottom, you get a lightsaber in any color of your choice
  • If you try both, you get either a double ended lightsaber or two lightsabers in the color of your choice

But to make it more complicated…

  • If you give a guy a handjob, you get a stun baton
  • If you experiment with gay BDSM, you get a lightsaber whip
  • If you suck a guy’s dick, you get a blaster
  • If you get your dick sucked, you just get a really good blowjob
  • If you get fisted, you get a thermal detonator (Don’t waste it!)
  • If you fist a guy, you get an adhesive grenade, because stickiness…
  • Every time you use a condom, you get a deflector shield, because stay safe, guys!
  • intercrural sex (between the thighs) gets you a vibrosword

If you’re bi, you would apparently get Obi-Wan Kenobi’s powers and weapons, because Alec Guinness was supposedly bisexual.

All we know is… We got a lot of lightsabers and we’re a huge fan of Star Wars.

Source: Gay Star News

Written by axel